This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He’s a tall spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease.
he’s gonna do it to us
He does it because he wants to, not because he has to
Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit
Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine
Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember
She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.
there was always that one kid in fifth grade who had like 50 of those little novelty erasers that they’d take out and arrange on their desk every single lesson but never use and if you even LOOKED at them you were immediately blacklisted as a potential threat from then on
me: hey i forgot my eraser do you have one i could use
the kid sitting next to me with an entire fucking zoo of rubber animals in their pencil case:
the responses to this post have reminded me that these kids were actually split into one of two camps: those who hoarded them like a dragon and protected them with a fierceness to match, and the capitalist demons who sold them at grossly inflated rates for cash and profit
